Pitt Avoids Marriage

Brad Pitt. What more can you say, a true player. Just when you thought he'd settled down, he pulls one of the most clever marriage avoidance maneuvers imaginable. He claims to be standing up for the rights of the disenfranchised, by not marrying Angelina Jolie. Let a regular Joe Schmoe try to pull one of these fast-ones. "Listen here shawty, ya see, we should'nt be gettin married, bein as though Fa.., I mean Homosexuals can't, nah-mean, I mean it just ain't fair. Feel me?"